All that's best of dark and bright

So I'm good. And yourself? Glad to hear it. Here's a rundown of lately:
--Working is fine, especially when your employer buys you pizza on slow nights, and you're starving.
--Mellow music is good for reading with. Especially when what you're reading is kinda slow.
--Netflix is awesomely convenient in a lazy society.
--New jeans are uncomfortable until they become old jeans. Why not sell pre-broken-in jeans, and add another step on the Lazy American ladder of Useless Conveniences?!?!
--Summertime tv bites ass. Soap operas make me want to stab myself with a shrimp fork, and cry unconvincingly.
--The Zen Micro is my friend. There is no substitute for really good headphones paired with really good musics.
--I <3 Constantine.
--I <3 Sin City. Dwight is sexyful.
--Rice in a pouch is your friend. Tasty goodness in 90 seconds, no work needed. But don't forget to tear the thing open, or it'll explode, and that sucks.
--Mountain Dew makes everything better.

--Digital cameras are not the enemy, if they're made by Sony. 5 megapixels are awesome.
--Bleeding is not the end of the world, neither is getting bled on. People are weird sometimes.
--It's easier to make a dog happy than any person on earth. This is why dogs rule.
--Don't be too eager to get rid of scars. They're the roadmap to your life.
--Short hair is awesome, especially if you can wear it without looking like a guy.
--Flaunting it can be a very VERY bad thing.
--Holding hands is underrated.
--"It takes no time at all to fall in love. It takes years to know what love is."
--I love you Crystal. Be good.

Time for watching of Batman & Robin. Because I wanna.